Here we go. Not going to link to the creator, per usual. Thankfully, there don’t appear to be any silly rules that I need to ignore either. That’s a good way to start a book tag
1.) You wake up in The Room, who wakes up with you?
Someone You Choose –
The Brains –
Tyrus Rechs from Galaxy’s Edge. Took a nuke to kill that guy. If he could escape the Savages, Jigsaw should present no problem
The Brawn –
Spawn. He might be stupid as a brick, but his superdevil powers make him a force to be reckoned with.
Someone Jigsaw Would Choose –
Little Dorrit. Because no one would ever suspect a little girl in a room full of big strong men, never!
Someone On The Outside Looking For You –
Thraxas. Promise him a beer and he’s a detective you can count on!
2.) You’re starting the game and the first puzzle takes someone out; who dies first?
Thraxas. The beer was poisoned, just in case the hidden Mastermind got thirsty and wanted to chug it. It was worth a shot, right?
3.) You’ve made it to the steam room. You need a partner to go through the maze while you switch a lever to shoot hot steam for them to make it through. Who is your partner?
Tyrus Rechs. His armor will allow him to navigate even if he can’t see. Plus, we’ve come up with a clever plan to hunt the hunter.
4.) Oops, your partner died! Now you are strapped to the Shotgun Carousel. Who do you shoot in the face?
It’s all going according to plan. Little Dorrit gets a face full of lead. Because if movies have taught me anything, it’s that innocent looking little girls are usually what kill you in the end.
5.) You and the last character are about to escape. Then Billy the Puppet strolls in and tells you it’s up to a coin toss to see who survives. Heads you survive, tails the other character survives.
Surprise! Tyrus pops out of a hatch and shoots Billy with a lazer gun. Spawn teleports away to where the Mastermind is hiding and brings him back to the torture chamber. We tie him in front of a tv and put on My Little Ponies: The Power of Friendship, ON LOOP, and slow-motion walk away. Yeah, we’re that bad ass.
You don’t mess with The Bookstooge, MoFo’s!
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Is this a true story? When did this happen to you? Have you seen the My Little Pony movie?
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Real as any covid dream! Right after I wrote the covid post this happened. It was amazing!
I have not seen the MLP movie. Only the care bears movie back in the day.
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All seems to make sense to me.
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Makes more sense than some of those movies, amiright? 😉
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In a postmodern sort of way, I think you may be right.
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I haven’t watched any of the SAW movies, but none of them have the characters trying to turn the tables on the badguy, ie, traps, etc, do they?
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Yeah, I think in the later ones the character named Hoffman, who is sort of like the heir of Jigsaw has the tables turned on him and gets trapped. He even has the reverse bear-trap thingy take off part of his jaw in VI maybe. Then Cary Elwes comes back to stick him in the original trap in 3D. Or something like that. Most of these movies are a blur now.
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If Elwes had dressed up as the Dwead Piwate Woberts, I’d watch that particular Saw movie….
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Good ending!
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I am thinking about going into the movie writing business and showing those bozos how to do it right! 🙂
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I’ll be your cinematographer if you like.
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That would probably be a good idea.
I’m thinking Dix and Alex could also help out, with some lowly and menial tasks, like emptying waste baskets and dragging away dead donkeys 😀
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Of course, and providing the pizzas I think.
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This tag… just seems so perfect for your imagination. 😛
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I just laughed my head off when I first read this 😀
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