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Ukulele
Ukuleles have a special place in my heart. When Mrs B and I were courting, her mom took the family (and invited me along) to Hawaii for a weeklong vacation. It was fantastic! We spent one day at the Polynesian Cultural Center and one of things they offered were ukulele lessons. One quick lesson for beginners 😉 By the end I was playing like a real pro while Mrs B sang. We really killed “You are my Sunshine”. We briefly thought about taking our show on the road, but our natural modesty forbade it. But to this day we always look back fondly on just what might have been 😀
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Underwear
Underwear, the scourge of mankind! And this just isn’t my opinion. This time, I’ve got SCYENZE on my side. Scyenze has PROVED beyond all doubt that anyone who wears underwear CANNOT go commando. It is physically impossible. Our RIGHTS to be all natural and organic is being covered up at the highest levels of Government. I’ve even heard rumors that the President of the United States himself is covering up, I kid you not. So next time you look into that drawer and are wondering if you should put on that underwear, ask yourself this one question: “Am I am a baby killing, planet destroying, grandma euthanizing, radical wing nut troglodyte?” I hope you make the right decision.
And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I Valiantly fight off all contenders!
Bookstooge's Reviews on the Road 
Dang. Think you got these reversed. Or is it Bizarro Week?
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No, it’s I feel silly week 🙂
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What is scyenze? Never heard of that. Nice Ukeleily memories to have been able to read of man thank you
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“Scyenze” is the religion that people have made out of science. You know, when people say things like “science says” and then start spouting all sorts of non-sense. Or using one fact and extrapolating into ridiculous territory.
Yeah, good memories 😀
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Oh, like “studies have shown”? I was brought up in underpants so ill probably die in a pair…
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Exactly.
Good luck iwth those underpants. I hope you don’t wake up one night to find them strangling you. I don’t want to alarm you but……
studies have shown that the mortality rate of those who wear underwear is 100%…..
😉
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Oh deer, ima gonna have to start going comand man style
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I wouldn’t say no to that 😊😋
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Bringing couples closer together. All part of the blog’s mission! 😀
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I have no idea why “Ukelele” got linked to that rockstar post. Completely accidental.
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Is there any chance that you and Mrs. B. might change your minds and start an ukulele world tour as The Fabulous Bookstooges? 😉
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Sadly, those possibilities are long over. Mainly because I don’t travel unless I absolutely have to 🙂
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Luckily us ladies don’t have underwear, we have lingerie.
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Lingerie is a whole different ball game, for sure!
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I always thought of getting a ukulele and learning to play.
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With it being smaller and less strings than a guitar, I’d think it would be easier. Easier than a harmonica anyway!
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Definitely didn’t expect someone to be so against underwear. 😛 Does Mrs. Bookstooge endorse your vision of an underwear-free world hahahaha
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Nah, that was all me just being silly. You can’t live in New England, work outdoors and not wear underwear. It’s a necessity.
But as soon as we move to Georgia!……
hahahahahaa.
And truth be told, you try wearing jeans for a day in commando mode. You gotta have balls of steel or be really practiced 😀
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That’s why it’s called commando mode 😛
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Indeed. I’ll gladly admit I’m not that tough 😀
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🤣🤣🤣
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This was a fun one to write 😀
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I got the feeling it might have been. 🤣👍
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