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Title: Conan and the Amazon
Series: Conan the Barbarian
Authors: John Maddox Roberts
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 226
Words: 88.5K
★★★✬☆
- The “Essential Conan” Trilogy
- All of My “John Maddox Roberts’ Conan” Reviews
I’m just here for Fraggle’s lyrics. Waiting.
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I see you are a wise man this morning. I applaud you with the sound of one hand clapping…
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Done. Easy peasy!
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Does he have issues with cardboard boxes and package delivery?
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They always deliver to the wrong building, so it pisses him off.
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Is that why he is a barbarian?
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This story doesn’t touch directly on it, but I’d say it’s a good bet. Imagine if you had to walk to your neighbors to get your packages that had your name and address. No good amazon delivery people. Even the US postal service was never as bad as them…
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Good afternoon Booky!
“Spirits of the dead,give death and bitter grief
To the enemy who must laid low
Hail weapons, hail terror,
Hail gore, hail those who are about to die!”
Doesn’t rhyme much 🤷🏼♀️
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That’s ok. Songs don’t have to rhyme in my book 😀
But I’ve got zero clue. I’ll have to wait for Dix or Alex to drop back by and enlighten me. I hope you’ll notice how patience Alex was this morning 😀 He deserves a pat on the head I think, hahahahaaha….
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More likely to have a kick up the bum for a 50 pic quiz!
The song is called…. wait for it…..
“Conan” 😊
and is by Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom.
it’s a bit epic 🤣
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Well, THAT is spot on! 😀
Wouldn’t want to have to face off against you in some sort of music competition…
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Oh I’m pants at remembering anything, you’d win 😊
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Well 3.5 isn’t bad for a modern Conan tale.
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3 to 3.5 is going to be the almost default position for these 😀
They’re like frozen dinners. Not that great but you know pretty much what you’re getting 🙂
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I looked up the cover and its catch phrase “love at first fight”. Does Conan get a girlfriend in this story? 😀
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Like many of the Conan stories, he has a fling with a buxom woman and in this story, they amicably go their own ways (it’s either that or she dies in most of the stories).
This is the first time we’ve run across a warrior woman almost physically equal to him though.
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