THE RULES
The Bookstooge doesn’t need no stinkin’ rules! YOU follow the rules….
QUESTIONS
AUTHOR – WHO’S WRITING YOUR STORY?
I used to think it was myself. But since I get to choose for this tag, I’m going with Charles Dickens. That way I KNOW I am either getting a happy ending or a heroic and romantic ending. I can deal with either of those two outcomes.
WORLD – WHAT LITERARY WORLD IS YOUR STORY PART OF?
Monster Hunter International. The Bookstooge is Agent Franks nightmare and I’m what really keeps him in line for the MCB.
ROMANCE – WHO WILL BE YOUR LOVE-INTEREST?
Mrs B has graciously consented to take this role. She said she wanted to be an artistic language student who is also a vet. Now is that talented or what? AND she puts up with me every day. For those of you who have followed me on this blog for any length of time, you know what a heroic effort that is
APPEARANCE – WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER LOOK LIKE?
Nobody sees my face, not even fictionally.
SIDEKICK – WHAT CHARACTER/CREATURE WOULD YOU HAVE BY YOUR SIDE?
I’m going to need someone that won’t out-cool me but will emphasize everything that is great about me and also mitigate my one or two teensy weensy weak points. Superman should do nicely.
GOOD, EVIL, OR GRAY – WHERE DOES YOUR CHARACTER STAND?
Totally Good. I am going to be so Good that Gandalf will look like Evil Incarnate in comparison.
DESIGNATION – WHAT WILL YOU BE? (HUMAN, FAIRY, PIRATE, PRINCESS, ETC..)
I will Identify as Saint Bookstooge, The First Bear Pope
OPPOSITION – WHO WILL BE YOUR NEMESIS?
Kermit, under the mind control of Disney+, turns evil and goes on a murderous rampage. Only I am tough enough and smart enough to outmaneuver him at every turn.
THE ENDING – HOW DOES YOUR STORY END? SPOILER ALERT!
It was a double bluff by Kermit and Me all along. Mickey had gone Evil soon after Walt died and created the Evil Empire. Only someone on the inside could get the info that was needed. Superman tried to get the info by brute force but Evil Mickey killed him. It was very sad. Jim Henson also died, but he was able to bring the data to Kermit, who in turn got it to me. Kermit, in his undercover role of Jigsaw, trapped Evil Mickey in an electric chair. Unfortunately, that had no effect on Evil Mickey, so I had to gather up every single Disney movie and tv show ever made or even financed and destroy them. The sympathetic connections between the films and Evil Mickey meant the destruction of one was the destruction of the other.
Good triumphed over evil and the World was Free at last! Hurray.
Bookstooge's Reviews on the Road 
I find it remarkable that Mrs B puts up with you every day. That’s incredible!
I’ve seen your face, fictional or not.
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Yep, I have people at church tell me on a monthly basis what a saint she is for dealing with me. At some point I’m going to have to believe the numbers but as of yet, I am still insulated from reality and think its because I’m such a great day.
Aye laddie, I’ve posted my pix before but then got rid of within the week. Can’t be sure about ALL my old posts from the booklikes days, but I’m pretty sure I’ve scrubbed the blog of all identifying pix 😀
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Lots of bodies on the stage at the end, but as long as it’s a happy ending it’s all good. Does the Bear Pope get a jar of honey?
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A happy ending involves all the bad guys dying by the boatload, just like in Die Hard 😀
He does. And he blesses it so he can use to annoint other bear cardinals.
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Very glad it had a happy ending. Mrs.Bookstooge is, indeed, a saint.
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Yep, any story I write HAS to have a happy ending, it’s the Law!
Now I’m trying to think of a name I can “saint’ize’ for Mrs B 😀
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Now that a story.
I just finish reading the first Monster Hunter book and my review come out later next week.
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Thanks 🙂
Looking forward to it. I like Correia’s MHI books a lot…
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If no one must ever see your face, does that mean you’re a Mandalorian? 😉
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Well, if I had to pick a Star Wars faction to be part of, I’d certainly lean that way 😀
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I’d read it.
I mean, you had me at Bear Pope, but it just got better from there …
Bear Pope is uniquely equipped to destroy all the Disney corpus.
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Knowing disney, they’d probably try to sue him out of existence by claiming he infringed on Baloo, hahahahaa 😀
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You know you’re big when Superman is your sidekick hahaha
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Yep, hahahahahaa…
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haha hilarious!! Love that charles dickens meme as well!
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I saw it years ago n it still makes me laugh today.
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