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Title: Conan the Defender
Series: Conan the Barbarian
Author: Robert Jordan
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 193
Words: 65K
This is a direct sequel to the previous Conan book, Conan the Invincible. More in terms of characters than in plot. Conan gets together with the prince of the bandits from the previous book and they go to some city and try to earn gold as guards. There’s a revolution brewing and a sorcerer is the prime mover and shaker and Conan works out said sorcerer is using the revolutionaries (who are the spares of rich royal families and thus have nothing to do) as patsies. When he reveals they get all butt hurt and toss him out. He goes to work for the king and runs across the Queen of the Bandits from the previous book. He also comes into conflict with the sorcerer and with wit and mighty thews bests him. Everyone realizes Conan was right about everything and peace reigns supreme. The end.
My goodness. Jordan knows how to write some pulp here. If I had been in a more scathing mood I’d probably have trashed this 6 ways from Sunday. But as I was rather raw inside at the time of reading, the simple hack, slash and bash of Conan outpowering everyone was like a balm upon my heart. Conan’s ability to literally cut his way through any and all problems is what I WISH I could do today. Sadly, it just doesn’t work that way. And it really doesn’t work that way for little chubby bald guys who don’t like people 😉
This stuff is pure wish fulfillment and I enjoy it as such.
★★★✬☆
Is that me on the cover? Defending my right to a gas stove?
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I thought you were practicing your figure-skating routine. Nice lift.
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I’d say with a little more practice, he has a real shot at the Nationals…
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Yep. Everyone man’s castle has the right to have a big gas stove!
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Have you read Spillane’s Mike Hammer stories? He’s sort of like the hard-boiled detective version of Conan. Just beats the crap out of everyone as a way of solving cases.
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Have you read the MC Hammer stories? He just pant-dances his way to solving cases…
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Don’t the bad guys just tell him “♪Can’t touch that♪” and waltz off into the shadows?
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He’d let them go too, but he’s 2 Legit 2 Quit.
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Proper.
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I have not. At some point I’m sure I’ll dip my toes into it, but right now, Wolfe and Archie are about all the detective’ing I can take.
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Hammer is truly the opposite of Wolfe. And his sidekick is the voluptuous Velda.
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Spiffing cover! I wish someone beefy would cart me off somewhere else today!
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One of those days for you, Fraggle?
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Indeed it is Booky, but I shall prevail!
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Sorry to hear that.
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Thanks Booky, I’m OK X
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Nice cover. Conan just does Conan. When one of your nicknames is Barbarian, you tend to make sure everyone does your bidding. Slice and dice as required.
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The cover kind if surprised me (in a nice way) by not having cheesecake on it.
Now you make him sound like one of those late night commercials, hahaha 😆
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I’ve been reading the Conan Epic Collections lately (reprints of the old comic series by Roy Thomas and Big John Buscema) and they’re a hoot!
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In a good way or a bad way? 😀
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Didn’t know Jordan wrote Conan. Learn something new every day.
I’d be interested to hear the ripping it apart 6 ways from Sunday version🙈
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I guess he polished up his writing skills on stuff like this 🙂
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So weird to realize Jordan wrote this. Would you recommend a WoT fan to check this out after their time into that world or would this feel amateurish? 😮
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It hasn’t felt amateurish at all. While he’s deliberately writing in the pulp style, it’s obvious he’s in complete control of the words he is putting down. If anything, having everything be so short and concise is a nice change up from his ultra-mega-totally wordy style in WoT 😀
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