My Review Policy

“It seems that you’ve been living two lives. One life, you’re Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you… help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias “Neo” and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.”

Agent Smith to Neo
~ The Matrix

Your book does not have a future in the Bookstooge world. So take that blue pill and wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe about your book, because if you took the red pill, I’d rip your book to shreds and make you wish you’d never entered Wonderland. So for your sake, there is no red pill.

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14 thoughts on “My Review Policy

    1. Hahahahaa. Well,to be honest, it really depends on what you are trying to accomplish. I am making sure that I don’t get inundated by sub-par rejects who couldn’t write themselves out of a barn. And I’m not willing to waste my precious time on such people…

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  1. Hi Bookstooge.
    Thank you for not reviewing my books. I think their little pages are getting scorched, just standing this close to the fire!
    Looking forward to trading quips on the blog and not seeing my babies burned to crisps.
    ~Icky. 🙂

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  2. Thanks for the chuckle of the day.

    I somehow doubt you read my kind of mainstream fiction. As an SPA, I automatically click Review policy tabs – you obviously know your mind very well. Who knows – one of these days I’ll find THE right influencer and it will make ‘all the difference.’

    Meanwhile, I enjoy interesting blog posts.

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    1. Yeah, the first thing I click on someone’s website is their “about” page, so I understand.
      Which is why I have this page and make it crystal clear. I won’t offer false hope.

      Best of luck 🙂

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