Tag: Bionic

Project X – Z

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Zacama, the Primal Calamity

When it comes to Dinosaurs, Zacama is top dinosaur! When I play her in my Fight or Flight commander deck, she totally stomps. Of course, with her in the command zone, everyone knows what is coming and they do their best to make sure she never makes it out onto the field 😀

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Zombies

Outside of the Resident Evil movie franchise, I can not stand zombies. Quick or slow, smart or stupid, ugly or human ugly, I simply don’t like them. I don’t care how much of the badguy they are, it doesn’t matter. They’re not something I enjoy.

It’s been fun but as the Alphabet ends, so does this series. Thus I end this Project X.

Project X – Y

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Yahtzee

I thoroughly enjoyed the game Yahtzee growing up. There was a definite role for logic and math in figuring out which combinations to go for and yet it was kept fresh by the random chance of rolling the dice. It was a lot of fun. Have not played a lot of it as an adult though, mainly because other people would rather play other games.

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Yuppies

I mainly dislike Yuppies because they are Urbanites and as such, think they are better and more sophisticated than people not living in big cities. The truth of the matter is that they are depraved individuals who have lost touched with reality. Their delusion is strong that not even a good old fashioned punch in the jaw will set them free from it. The best you can hope for is that a ravening mob of the oppressed will one day tear them limb from limb.

And that is it for this week. Next time is the last Project X post. Oh, it totally makes me feel so zad 😦

Project X – X

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Xylophones

I am not infatuated with Xylophones, but I sure do remember those bright colors and the easy to plink out little songs I learned in elementary school. Having the notes tied to a visual medium is a sure fire way to help kids learn about the mechanics of music. As an adult, the thought of having something like this in a house with kids horrifies me (much like Bilbo, I like my silence and solitude), but then, so does having a tv.

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Xi Jinping

I have tried to keep this section pretty light, as you all don’t come here to get harangued at. However, Communism in China has gone on long enough for the entire world to see the outcome, even if they deliberately turn a blind eye. Xi Jinping is the epitome of Chinese Communism and there is not one good thing I can say about him.

And that is it for this week. Only two more entries to go. I will definitely be keeping them a bit more upbeat and light.

Project X – W

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Waldo!

As I’ve been reading the Groo the Wanderer comics, I’ve had several good conversations about the Where’s Waldo books. If you’re not from the United States, you might know him as Wally. I was impacted by the Waldo craze of the late 80’s and early 90’s and whenever the library got in a new one, we were first in line to fight and claw over getting it into our grubby hands. I can’t imagine trying to enjoy this kind of book now (diabetic eyes after all) but I sure do remember how much fun they were back in the day. The picture above is the cover of the first book and should be clickable for a larger version.

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Wannabe’s

You really want to know what I dislike about Wannabe’s? They don’t have enough guts to be themselves. Being a responsible adult is too tough for them, so they cast it off and pretend to be somebody else. You are not Tom Brady. You are not Snoop Dogg. You are not Bill Gates. And you sure as shooting are NOT John Wick. So for goodness sake go to work, save your money and move out of your parents house.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode about X, about which I can’t come up with any clever bylines.

Project X – V

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Vacation!

A while ago Mrs B and I went on a Vacation down to Georgia to visit the family. Ahhh, good times. I do wish we could have a vacation like that every year. It would be a big stress reliever for sure.

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Villains

Villains are like poop; necessary but only those with severe issues actually like them. If you see someone smearing poop around, I’d hope you would knock them down, tie them up and call the cops. I feel that way about people who praise those who are villains. When movies come out with the main character being a villain, it makes me want to shoot someone. But since I’m not a villain, I don’t.

Of course, now that I’ve said that, you should go watch Villain Pub. It’s pretty funny 😉

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . Where Whether to Weather the Weather will be the main topic of discussion. Exciting stuff!

Project X – U

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Ukulele

Ukuleles have a special place in my heart. When Mrs B and I were courting, her mom took the family (and invited me along) to Hawaii for a weeklong vacation. It was fantastic! We spent one day at the Polynesian Cultural Center and one of things they offered were ukulele lessons. One quick lesson for beginners 😉 By the end I was playing like a real pro while Mrs B sang. We really killed “You are my Sunshine”. We briefly thought about taking our show on the road, but our natural modesty forbade it. But to this day we always look back fondly on just what might have been 😀

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Underwear

Underwear, the scourge of mankind! And this just isn’t my opinion. This time, I’ve got SCYENZE on my side. Scyenze has PROVED beyond all doubt that anyone who wears underwear CANNOT go commando. It is physically impossible. Our RIGHTS to be all natural and organic is being covered up at the highest levels of Government. I’ve even heard rumors that the President of the United States himself is covering up, I kid you not. So next time you look into that drawer and are wondering if you should put on that underwear, ask yourself this one question: “Am I am a baby killing, planet destroying, grandma euthanizing, radical wing nut troglodyte?” I hope you make the right decision.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I Valiantly fight off all contenders!

Project X – T

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Tnankfulness

Being thankful is good to see in one’s own life, but I always like it when I see it in other people. Especially when they are thankful to ME for some wonderful thing that I just did for them. Like entering a quiz. Such a little thing but if it brings joy and happiness to someone and it helps them to be thankful to me, I am all for it. And if someone is so thankful to me that they want to buy me a years supply of energy drinks, I won’t decline. Just sayin’…..

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Tabasco sauce

Despite my post where I praised Tabasco Man to the skies, the reality is that I don’t actually like tabasco sauce. I am not a spicy person. Never have been but as the decades have rolled on, I get less spicy with every year. I figure in another 20 years I should be down to eating nothing but oatmeal with raisins. And I’ll be happy with that. As long as no one tries to sneak tabasco sauce into my oatmeal anyway. Someone is going to DIE if that happens (most likely me as my stomach ruptures from the unaccustomed spiciness!)

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, where only the Uncanny shall be shown! * ghost noises *

Project X – S

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Sabbath

The Sabbath has always been a part of my life. What’s more, it has always been a GOOD part of my life. It has never felt restrictive or forced or something that I wished I could just ignore. Each week I have looked forward to sundown on Friday, knowing that for the next 24hrs. I was “obligated” to rest and do no work. It is one of the most liberating feelings you can imagine. The older I get, the more I love it.

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Sloppiness

I cannot stand sloppiness. In that picture above, I’d hold that wussboi down and shave his fething head. Then I’d button that collar and slap a tie around his neck. If he was lucky, I’d just tie the tie. If he wasn’t so lucky, well, he’d have one swell necktie party. I just find that those who are sloppy in one area of their life tend to be sloppy in most other areas as well.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I reveal the shocking Truth about your fellow bloggers!

Project X – R

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Rockst☆r

Rockstar Energy Drinks are my go-to energy drinks these days. With a choice of flavors ranging from the plain (sugar free tastes like melted AMERICAN smarties) to Tangerine-mango-guava-strawberry, carbonated and non-carbonated and with caffeine levels (140-300mg) for all levels of need, Rockstar has me covered. In fact, this post was written with the power of Rockstar.

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Road Rage

Road Rage, in others and even worse, in myself is one of the ugliest things I’ve seen. I drive a Subaru Legacy wagon and it weighs about 1.5tons. I’m driving a battering ram, and so is everybody else. God help us all when we as a world really begin to lose the last vestiges of self-control 😦

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where no Stone shall remain unturned on my journey to complete Project X!

Project X – Q

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Quarries

Mainly because they make fantastic backdrops for pictures 😀 Workwise, I like them because I can sit in one place for the whole day while the poor guy running the rod has to do all the legwork. I’m all for the other guy doing all the work, hahahahaa!

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Quandaries

Quandaries are not fun. Some quandaries, such as the funny meme one pictured, are just the person having to make a choice about something little with no real consequences (unless you know the song). But we have all faced quandaries where no matter what we do, it’s the wrong decision and somebody is going to get hurt or the situation is going to get worse. I’ve faced very few of those in my life, thankfully, but the couple I did have to tackle were just no good 😦

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, . where I do something clever with R, because it sure isn’t happening in this blurb!