Tag: Project X

Project X – P

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Pangaea

The idea of one giant supercontinent has always appealed to me. Throw in the idea of the Biblical Flood and cataclysmic upheaval and suddenly just how mankind and various animals made it to all corners of the world is a lot more feasible. And you don’t even need to go to such ridiculous lengths of adding a lot of Zeros until people’s eyes glaze over and they give up trying to understand the Religion of Evolution.

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Parallel Parking

I don’t parallel park. I did it for my driving test back in the 90’s and I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve done it since. I’ll park farther away and walk rather than p-park. More power to you if you can comfortably and successfully do it.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where Questions are asked! (I make no promises about the answers though)

Project X – O

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Odonata

No, not the dragonfly, but the album by Amethystium. It was his debut album and while I suspect 2014’s Transience was his last album, it is all good stuff. Thank goodness I can listen to it over and over and over.

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Obfuscation

Say What You Mean! If you can’t say it plainly, then don’t say it at all. I will show you an example, just in case you’re confused. If the roseate atoms from 39.916668 & 116.383331 mixed with those that were once imbibed by John Nance Garner III in his official duties, then the digital being known in some circles, but not exclusively and quite possibly an alias of an alias, ie the Dummy of Paper Products, would not necessarily be lugubrious. Plain speak: I hope the ChiComs nuke Washington DC.

Speak your piece and take the consequences, you sissy.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where Bookstooge Meets the Press, and makes no Promises not to Pound the Pajamas right off their lying faces!

Project X – N

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Nitroglycerin

Of course, any high explosive will do but considering how unstable Nitro is, I like it. I love those old movies where they are trying to move old dynamite and they don’t know if the nitro inside it is stable or not and just when you think they’ve gotten it all safely, BOOOOM, some old guy gets blown to bloody smithereens with gobbets everywhere.

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Neapolitan Icecream

While I love icecream so much, I can not abide Neapolitan. Why? I have no idea. I like chocolate icecream. I like vanilla icecream. I like strawberry icecream. But put them together side by side and suddenly it is like a tentacle monster is trying to have its way with my tastebuds. Just Say No to Neapolitan!

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, .where there will be a distinct lack of Orgies, guaranteed!

Project X – M

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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M&M’s

M&M’s, mmmmmmmmm, so yummy! Chocolate pieces in a hard candy shell, what is there not to like? And the tagline “Melts in your mouth, not in your hand”, pure genius! Part of the appeal to me, I’m sure, is that as a diabetic I can’t just eat these whenever I feel like. Neither can I just grab a handful and toss them in my mouth. I have to count them carefully or look at the bag and figure out how many carbohydrates I’m consuming so I can take the appropriate amount of insulin. But there are times it is totally worth it to pour that whole little bag of m&m’s into my mouth and eat the entire thing in one gulp. It is just satisfying!

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Murder

For all my talk about killing Commies, or cats or old ladies or even anyone who looks at me funny, I have never murdered anyone; God willing, I never will either. The reason I find murder so abhorrent is because it means that murdered person no longer has the chance to repent and accept Jesus as their Savior. Their fate is sealed. It also places an unbearable weight upon the murderer. How can anyone go through the rest of their life knowing they are going to have to face God Himself and answer for someone else’s soul? We live in a world of murder, from the unborn to the disabled to the elderly. God have mercy on on us all!

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode where I’ll have to decide if I’m going to be Naughty or Nice.

Project X – L

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Legos

Where do I even start? The picture above is the first “set” of legos that I remember getting for either my birthday or Christmas. Before that I’d just had random pieces that I used as my young imagination saw fit. Legos were imagination made real, tangible, something physical. I was part of th lego club, got the monthly magazine, placed orders for individual pieces 2-3 times a year and spent months agonizing what pieces were the best deal and how to maximize my little bit of money. I remember when the pirate themed sets starting coming out and my younger brother and I split the cost of a tiny set that had a cannon. We each got the cannon for a week at a time while the other got the rowboat.

By the time I was in my mid-20’s I had enough to build a full scale castle and the army besieging it. Weird thing is, once I built that, in a frenzy of imagination one weekend, staying up for almost 48hrs, I haven’t touched them since. They had filled a need in my life and then that need stopped. But even now, I fondly remember all the wicked cool sets that we couldn’t afford and it made me appreciate what we could get all the more.

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Lip-syncing

Do you remember the days when lip-syncing was a bad thing and could destroy your career? Millivanili remembers! And so do I. Man, that was a scandal and a half. Personally, not being a crapp music fan it didn’t bother me, I was just happy to see a so called “star” crash and burn. But I do dislike lip-syncing on the principle of honesty and talent. Lip-syncing bypasses both, so down it goes.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, which might be a bit heavier so you’ll need to Masticate it more than usual.

Project X – K

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Ketchup

I like ketchup on a LOT of things. Hamburgers/vegeburgers (the Impossible Burger is fantastic by the way), hotdogs, crispy chicken tenders, ANY potato product and even on some sandwiches. For a one stop condiment, Ketchup just can’t be beat.

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Knavery

Knaves are the natural predators of Good Men. As such, it is the Duty of every Good Man to hunt down and kill knaves wherever he may find them. Happy Hunting!

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, which is going to be so good that you’ll feel like you’ve won the Lottery after reading it!

Project X – J

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Jackalopes

While many consider the North American Jackalope to be a myth, every frontiersman knows the truth. And you ain’t lived a real, full life until you’ve wrassled a full grown jackalope to the ground with your bare hands! Without bragging too much, I can confidently say that I taught Davey Crockett everything he knew about jackalopes. And Daniel Boone, but hey, who’s counting, right?

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Junior Mints

I realize you might be asking yourself WHY doesn’t Bookstooge like Junior Mints? I mean, creamy mint filling, yummy chocolate shell, how can he not like these.

BECAUSE THEY’RE JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me my full size mints, you cheap chizzlers. Just one more way Da Man is keeping me down and I’m sick and tired of it. I work hard, I pay my taxes. When I buy a box of candy mints, don’t give me this baby version.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, or I might just have to Kill you!.

Project X – I

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Icecream

Do I really need to say ANYTHING? Especially in July, when it is hot outside?

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Intoxication

I might joke around about drinking alcohol here on my blog or even with my coworkers, but the reality is that intoxication is a horrible thing. It does horrible things to a person’s body, it causes them to do horrible things to the very people they are supposed to be loving and caring for and it does horrible things to a community and society. I’ve seen it almost destroy a friend and if there was ever a movement to bring back Prohibition, I’d be right there at the front advocating for it.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, where I don’t Joke around.

Project X – H

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Hats

Specifically, I like the drivers cap/flat cap kind of hat. I have two myself, one is a light one for summer and the other is a heavier wool one with pull down earflaps for the winter. Black goes with almost every outfit and the summer version goes perfectly with my bowtie and suspenders ensemble for church.

With my Bald is Beautiful outlook on life, hats are a necessity for me.

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Hell

Hell. It just makes me hurt to know that it has to exist. As a 7th Day Adventist, I don’t believe in the immortality of the soul, which means Hell lasts for you as long as you exist but that eventually you do cease to exist. If I did believe in the immortality of the soul, I’d be much more inclined to think that the Universal Reconciliationists were right just out of despair.

But right or wrong on the nature of hell, I don’t have to worry about it because I’ve believed in Jesus and He’s saved me from that.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, which should be Interesting!

Project X – G

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For all the bionic details about what led to the Creation of Project X, please visit the Intro Post. It’s totally worth six million bionic dollars.

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Granola

I talked about Granola in one of my Survival Saturday posts a couple of years ago. Whether it is long term survival food or just a yummy breakfast option. Granola has you covered. Healthy and nutritious, it has what you need to keep you going for a long work day or hiking to the last bastion of civilization upon the collapse of the world as we know it.

I’ve actually tossed a couple of the granola and whey milk packets into our 3day Go-bag so if the worst ever happens we have several days of food immediately on hand. Granola just keeps you going!

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Gutenberg Editor (Block editor)

Hideously evil, I have never known such a travesty. Changing WordPress from a WYSIWYG platform to a website building platform, thousands of casual bloggers have been tossed out on their ear by Automattic™. No longer is WordPress a bastion for writers, it is now a haunt of the money crazed bastards who want to monetize their sites at your expense.

While I am acclimatized to this new evil, I do not like it one bit. It still makes me Angry just thinking about it.

And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for our next episode, where things are going to REALLY heat up!